Inspired by John Green.

I know how to do some things.

1. I know how to read:
I am awesome at reading. I mean, I do it a lot. And I really like doing it. I do it daily. It is good.

2. I know how to hate pennies.
I mean, HATE pennies. I have an unhealthy hate for the penny. And nickel. More so the penny. But, nickels suck too.
And Nickelback.
And Nicholas Cage.
ACK.

3. Make knots.
I am becoming better at this. I am a pro at Bowline knots. And Surgeon's knots. And square knots?

The male anglerfish is the smallest vertebrae.

4. (On that note) I know a lot about animals.
*I know a lot of weird things about weird things/animals.
The male anglerfish is the smallest vertebrae. It latches on to the female and lives on her for the rest of her/his life. Parasite love.
So there is that.

5. Haikus. I know how to write haikus. More importantly, I know how to write haikus that aren't technically haikus and how to tell the difference.
Haikus are three lines, 5 syllables, then seven syllables, then five again. They contain a season word.
Mine usually do not conatin a season word, but are about, like... zombies. And stuff.

6. Minecraft. I know how to Minecraft.
A LOT.